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The deacon demanded of his wife, "What's happening to all the money we're budgeting for groceries?"
His wife answered, "Stand sideways and look in the mirror!"



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  • Bill, Jim and Scott were staying in a 75-story hotel. One afternoon they were told that the elevators were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room on the top floor.
    Bill said, "The climb will go faster if we distract ourselves. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad stories for the rest of the way."
    Bill started telling jokes and didn't stop until the 26th floor. Then Jim began to sing and kept going until the 51st floor. Then Jim stopped singing and told Scott to start telling sad stories.
    "I will tell my saddest story first," Scott said. "Once upon a time there was a man who left his hotel room key in the car..."

  • New to the Group. I hope to add in the future. For now, I hope you will enjoy by blog: Monday's Smile: Clean Humor

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    The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

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    Working for God does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world.

  • One day God was out inspecting Heaven, when he noticed a tree in Hell had fallen over and damaged the fence seperating Heaven and Hell. He called over to Satan: "Hey Satan remove that tree and get the fence fixed, or else." Satan says: "Or else what?" God says: "I'll sue, I have the finest attorneys in the history." Then Satan says: "Yeah, but I have all the judges."
  • at a church the family of a preacher was sitting in the front row while the preacher was preaching. About halfway through the sermon, the preachers son stood up, pulled out of his jacket a large bag of hard candy, walked towards the stage and stood in front of the alter and started throwing the candy at the congregation. The preacher pulled his son aside and asked "what are you doing?" the son said "just keep preaching, I'll keep them awake."
  • What was the first phone number in the Bible?

    ADAM-8 1 2
  • hey i found a good way to have a laugh. just go have a chat with the help chatbot in unype world.what a crack up. someone had fun programin that lil fulla
  • Got a coupla good ones for yuz 1) Moses and Jesus were havin a round o golf wen Jesus sliced a shot right into the middle of the lake. He sez to Moses "I better go get it" and strolls off across the lake. One of a group of 4 behind them walks up beside Moses points out across the lake and sez "Who duz he think he is?;Jesus?" Moses answers and sez "Jesus, he thinks he's Tiger Woods."
    2)A man,his wife and her mother(who has heart probs)travel to the Holy Land on holiday. A few days into the holiday the mothers heart fails and she passes away. At the undertakers the husband and wife are told they can bury her right there in the Holy Land for $500 or fly her home for $5000. The husband weighs up his options and tells the undertaker they'll be flying her home. The undertaker asks the husband "Are you sure sir? We do a very nice funeral for $500"
    The husband replies and sez "No thank you. I heard about the guy they buried here 2000 or so years ago. After 3 days he rose from the grave. I'm sorry but i'm just not willing to take that chance.
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